“Be Careful, There’s A Baby In The House”
Loudon Wainwright III
Be careful, there’s a baby in the house
And a baby will not be fooled
It will think and do what it wants to
Until you get it schooled
Be careful, there’s a baby in the house
And a baby will play it for real
If your I love you is an IOU
Don’t expect to get a good deal
Look out momma, look out dad
Your bundle of joy will not be had
If the blanket is blue if the blanket is pink
You’d best watch what you do
You’d best watch what you think
Be careful, there’s a baby in the house
And a baby can spot your schtick
All the coochy coochy coo is a lot of poo poo
When you spread it on that thick
Be careful, there’s a baby in the house
And a baby is better than smart
It can waddle through all the stuff you do
Never mind your big head start